My Twitter Valley
Those few who read with any regularity already know that I have kind of an up and down opinion of Twit/Face, which usually corresponds to how much time I have on my hands.
Around the holidays, for example, there is more free time so, what the heck, I can keep TweetDeck going in the background and let it suck away a little time here and there. These days though, not a lot of spare time, and it seems like every time I do steal a glance at TweetDeck or Twhirl I come away with an overwhelming, “Oh jeez, there’s two minutes I’d really like to have back.”
Case in point, a #tcot tweet this morning:
“BHO legacy: single-handedly bringing socialism home to the US.”
Wow, talk about value-added … not that I disagree, but cripes! How many hundred million times has that thought been tweeted since January?
Also, I’m becoming increasingly nauseated with all the “cute” little words starting with “tw” that have evolved around this medium. Makes me want to invent the “Twap!” When a follow comes on with a “Good morning, Tweeps!” you can invoke the Twap! which will trigger a device that springs from behind their monitor and slaps them silly. Btw, this “Good morning Tweeps!” is the perfect storm of annoyance: cute “tw” word + the assumption that this is a virtual Cheers, you are @Norm and we are all just sitting around waiting for you to show up … oh, hey! @SoandSo235 is here, yay! + just the general cheeriness early in the morning.
And don’t even get me started on all the re-tweets and “check out this post” posts. Thanks anyway, but I’m on the same Twitter you are and I have a feed aggregator. Plus, I’m not sure I’m interested in what interests you since you seem unable to provide any original thoughts of your own. I’d rather communicate with someone who disagrees with integrity than someone who agrees but hasn’t the foggiest idea why.





Not a lot of juicy bizdom in last Thursday’s The Office. Fortunately I’ve been viewing through the